September22014

New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

(via what-the-heck-er)

September12014
6PM

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

(via what-the-heck-er)

6PM
“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…” JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via fredweasleys)

(Source: 500-days-of-autumn, via what-the-heck-er)

6PM

mugglenet:

The National Anthem of September 1st! 

-Goin’ Back to Hogwarts from A Very Potter Musical

6PM

Inspirational Message from The Doctor

underground-nerd-girl:

9th: Run for your life!

10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.

11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.

12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.

(Source: underground-nerd-life, via doctorwho)

4PM
offthetumbldpath:

Pushing Daisies (2007 - 2009) The intro, reversed.

offthetumbldpath:

Pushing Daisies (2007 - 2009) The intro, reversed.

(via pushingdaisiesquotes)

12PM
“To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.” Ernest Hemingway  (via crazeist)

(via theheirsofdurin)

12PM

(Source: laura-hales, via theheirsofdurin)

1AM

(Source: z-saldana, via smaaugg)

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